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Have you got an upset Tomby?

Or, do you have some in-de-"Jest"-ion

If so, this is the perfect offbeat "Gut Well" card if we've ever seen one!!

"Who told you that 'Bald-erdash' that hair continues to grow following death??"

I think it was the "Hair-after" Club for men!

This "Re-ceding" REALLY Bad Hair Day has been brought to you by the Tomb It May Concern gallery

Direct from the "Happy Hunting Grounds," another rite of fall. I don't know about you, but this one really "concerns" us!

Still, it's the perfect greeting to send to somebody you "caribou"

Aren't you a little late getting involved with collectible Plush Toys?

Not at all -- there's a huge "After" Market" in "HAS BEEN-Y" Babies

So, now that you're taking dance lessons, tell me - How does a corpse "Do" the Hokey Pokey?
It's easy -- You put what's left of your foot in, and you put what's left of your foot out.....

I never could get into sheet music!