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The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

For that Halloween greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit during this holiday season!

The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great!
• "Komodo" my house...

Heads rolled when the business school invited a Witch Doctor to guest lecture on the Art of Negotiation

Well, I guess we need to put this with the dogs, even though it's a "Pug." "What do you mean? Pugs are dogs!" you exclaim! If you've ever owned one, you know the truth! The scene in Men in Black could _only_ have been written by a long-time Pug Owner.

Pugs... they just don't get no respect!

They are so ugly they're cute! They smell bad, run in circles at the speed of light, snort, grunt, emit gaseous odors and are just full of love!

Send us your best pug photos!

Answer: Voting "Boo"-th!
Scary, isn't it?