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Is this NEW proof of the existence of Nessie, the fabled Loch Ness Monster? Or, coming as close as it does to Halloween, is this some sophisticated high-tech attempt to dupe all of us "Dumbos" here at POSTCARDS.COM with a "re-Tusked" negative?

Either way, send this greeting to a friend -- your're sure to create a media "circus" of your own!

• It's time we had an "in-depth" talk!
• Where have you been hiding?
• You'll never guess what I just heard...
• Check this out...
• What's Up?
• you better write!
• Let's keep in touch.
• I'm through "Missing you," now it's time for some action!
• Happy Halloween!!

The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great! (also available as a pre-titled card!)
• "Komodo" my house...

The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great!
• "Komodo" my house...

We couldn't resist the pun! How many pumpkins are there? Certainly less than the n-th digit of pi, but who knows?

Fall is certainly moving fast upon us!

Send some cozy holiday greetings to someone you are thinking about!

No Halloween season is complete without the stark ancient beauty of mysterious Stonehenge, whose dark secrets are shrouded in the mists of time.

Was it a powerful magic ring of stone? A dreaded circle of sorcery? Or was it just a creepy playground for tree-hugging Druids??

New studies seem to sugest that stonehenge was, in reality, an elaborate seasonal calendar. If so, then send this greeting to remind your friends of a special date, the time of a Halloween Party, or if you just want to get somebody's attention in a "monumental" way!

Some suggested greetings to get you going...

• Let's Rock!
• Happy Halloween!
• I'd sacrifice anything for you!
• I'm in ruins without you! (or, if you prefer, "I'm in 'Runes' without you!

And of course, the one we just couldn't resist:

• Just Dru-id!

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

The original "Palm" pilot! Do you want to send an "Off-Hand" Greeting that we found on the "Cutting Room" floor? Why not--it's the perfect way to say "Hello!" And it waves back, too. Might just "Splice" things up a bit.

For that Birthday greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit!

For that Halloween greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit during this holiday season!

The perfect "Everything's Vine!" Greeting to send along to your favorite patch of 'kin folk!

Mixed signals? Hardly. This loud and clear greeting is the ideal way to send the 'fright' message. Who knows, you might even "frighten up" somebody's day!

Look!! It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No..... It's the Speech Owl coming in for a Punctual Landing!!

Direct from the "Happy Hunting Grounds," another rite of fall. I don't know about you, but this one really "concerns" us!

Still, it's the perfect greeting to send to somebody you "caribou"