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Is this NEW proof of the existence of Nessie, the fabled Loch Ness Monster? Or, coming as close as it does to Halloween, is this some sophisticated high-tech attempt to dupe all of us "Dumbos" here at POSTCARDS.COM with a "re-Tusked" negative?

Either way, send this greeting to a friend -- your're sure to create a media "circus" of your own!

• It's time we had an "in-depth" talk!
• Where have you been hiding?
• You'll never guess what I just heard...
• Check this out...
• What's Up?
• you better write!
• Let's keep in touch.
• I'm through "Missing you," now it's time for some action!
• Happy Halloween!!

We couldn't resist the pun! How many pumpkins are there? Certainly less than the n-th digit of pi, but who knows?

Fall is certainly moving fast upon us!

Send some cozy holiday greetings to someone you are thinking about!

No Halloween season is complete without the stark ancient beauty of mysterious Stonehenge, whose dark secrets are shrouded in the mists of time.

Was it a powerful magic ring of stone? A dreaded circle of sorcery? Or was it just a creepy playground for tree-hugging Druids??

New studies seem to sugest that stonehenge was, in reality, an elaborate seasonal calendar. If so, then send this greeting to remind your friends of a special date, the time of a Halloween Party, or if you just want to get somebody's attention in a "monumental" way!

Some suggested greetings to get you going...

• Let's Rock!
• Happy Halloween!
• I'd sacrifice anything for you!
• I'm in ruins without you! (or, if you prefer, "I'm in 'Runes' without you!

And of course, the one we just couldn't resist:

• Just Dru-id!

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

The only thing more desolate and bleak than an Irish Graveyard in Autumn is an Irish Garden in Autumn -- or so the legends (and our photos) say! Still, we "Half-full Romantic Optimists" here at POSTCARDS.COM believe that True Love can blossom anywhere ... All it takes is a fertile Imagination, and lots of guts!

Other Suggestions:

• I love you so much it's SCARY!!
• Everything's coming apart without out!
• My Life's lost it's color without you!
• Feelin' Spooky?
• Creepy!
• It's soooo lonely without you!
• Missing you

The original "Palm" pilot! Do you want to send an "Off-Hand" Greeting that we found on the "Cutting Room" floor? Why not--it's the perfect way to say "Hello!" And it waves back, too. Might just "Splice" things up a bit.

For that Birthday greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit!

For that Halloween greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit during this holiday season!

The perfect "Everything's Vine!" Greeting to send along to your favorite patch of 'kin folk!

Big News in the Big Apple--Congratulations to the Mets and the Yankees for the first Subway Series since 1956! Take Me Out to the Ball Game...

DING-DONG... "Trick or Treat!" from the Children of the Corn!

"Uh-oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...wait a minute...this IS kansas--AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Mixed signals? Hardly. This loud and clear greeting is the ideal way to send the 'fright' message. Who knows, you might even "frighten up" somebody's day!

A CreepyCards.comTM variation on the romantic theme: "Wherever you Lead, I will Follow!" Or, if you prefer, a way to say "Right behind ya!"

The first recorded attack of the dreaded Thesaurus!

Heads rolled when the business school invited a Witch Doctor to guest lecture on the Art of Negotiation

In honor of Halloween... we present an ALL NEW "SomeAntics" image!

For those who have enjoyed the other images such as "Steam Roller Abs" and "The Abdominal Snowman", we present "The Bad Hair Day".

So, now that you're taking dance lessons, tell me - How does a corpse "Do" the Hokey Pokey?
It's easy -- You put what's left of your foot in, and you put what's left of your foot out.....

I think you put too much starch in your Tie "DIE" Shirt ...
Yeah, it has "Reggae"-Mortis

Aren't you a little late getting involved with collectible Plush Toys?

Not at all -- there's a huge "After" Market" in "HAS BEEN-Y" Babies

What kind of Creepy Mirage do you see during a Drought??

An E-vApparition!!

What are you going to call your new adhesive message lables?

COM-POST-IT's !

Have you got an upset Tomby?

Or, do you have some in-de-"Jest"-ion

If so, this is the perfect offbeat "Gut Well" card if we've ever seen one!!