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Is this NEW proof of the existence of Nessie, the fabled Loch Ness Monster? Or, coming as close as it does to Halloween, is this some sophisticated high-tech attempt to dupe all of us "Dumbos" here at POSTCARDS.COM with a "re-Tusked" negative?

Either way, send this greeting to a friend -- your're sure to create a media "circus" of your own!

• It's time we had an "in-depth" talk!
• Where have you been hiding?
• You'll never guess what I just heard...
• Check this out...
• What's Up?
• you better write!
• Let's keep in touch.
• I'm through "Missing you," now it's time for some action!
• Happy Halloween!!

We couldn't resist the pun! How many pumpkins are there? Certainly less than the n-th digit of pi, but who knows?

Fall is certainly moving fast upon us!

Send some cozy holiday greetings to someone you are thinking about!

A walk through the colorful woods, at mid-Fall. A slightly dizzying perspective that makes you feel you are actually in the picture!

No Halloween season is complete without the stark ancient beauty of mysterious Stonehenge, whose dark secrets are shrouded in the mists of time.

Was it a powerful magic ring of stone? A dreaded circle of sorcery? Or was it just a creepy playground for tree-hugging Druids??

New studies seem to sugest that stonehenge was, in reality, an elaborate seasonal calendar. If so, then send this greeting to remind your friends of a special date, the time of a Halloween Party, or if you just want to get somebody's attention in a "monumental" way!

Some suggested greetings to get you going...

• Let's Rock!
• Happy Halloween!
• I'd sacrifice anything for you!
• I'm in ruins without you! (or, if you prefer, "I'm in 'Runes' without you!

And of course, the one we just couldn't resist:

• Just Dru-id!

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

For that Halloween greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit during this holiday season!

DING-DONG... "Trick or Treat!" from the Children of the Corn!

Mixed signals? Hardly. This loud and clear greeting is the ideal way to send the 'fright' message. Who knows, you might even "frighten up" somebody's day!

Although the circus performers foot accidentally got stuck on the Bigtop Platform, the spectators were still never the less awed by his flying trapezius muscle

Why did you Join that On-Line Chat-Tomb?

I really dig being Cryptic!!

They've just discovered that Einstein's Brain grew to an abnormally large size.

Yeah, I guess he must've had a MASSive Theoryoid problem!!

How did the Heartworm go on Vacation?

In a Recreational "Ventricle"

One of the WORST puns yet! Fresh from the morgues where even Bizarro and Far Side are too spooked to tread!

We DARE you to come up with a worse idea for us to draw! You can send your ideas direct to our artist atIra@postcards.com.

For legal reasons, all submissions and ideas become the property of PUGDOG Enterprises, Inc., to bury or hack away at!

Another one for the Medical Books!

How did the Optometrist go On-Line?

With an E-ye Browser.

How does an Old Fossil like yourself meet so many Lovely Ladies?

I use a Carbon Dating Service!

We make NO Apologies!

"Who told you that 'Bald-erdash' that hair continues to grow following death??"

I think it was the "Hair-after" Club for men!

This "Re-ceding" REALLY Bad Hair Day has been brought to you by the Tomb It May Concern gallery

In celebration of Halloween!!

Tired of "Sneezy" Politics? Direct from our resident Pun-dit, a Debate on the Tissues!