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Big News in the Big Apple--Congratulations to the Mets and the Yankees for the first Subway Series since 1956!
Take Me Out to the Ball Game...
DING-DONG...
"Trick or Treat!" from the Children of the Corn!
"Uh-oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...wait a minute...this IS kansas--AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mixed signals? Hardly. This loud and clear greeting is the ideal way to send the 'fright' message. Who knows, you might even "frighten up" somebody's day!
A CreepyCards.comTM variation on the romantic theme: "Wherever you Lead, I will Follow!" Or, if you prefer, a way to say "Right behind ya!"
The first recorded attack of the dreaded Thesaurus!
Flying Trapezius popular
Although the circus performers foot accidentally got stuck on the Bigtop Platform, the spectators were still never the less awed by his flying trapezius muscle
Heads rolled when the business school
invited a Witch Doctor to guest lecture
on the Art of Negotiation
Abdominal Snowman! popular
The ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN ... Beware!
Bad Hair Day popular
In honor of Halloween... we present an ALL NEW "SomeAntics" image!
For those who have enjoyed the other images such as "Steam Roller Abs" and "The Abdominal Snowman", we present "The Bad Hair Day".
Look!! It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No..... It's the Speech Owl coming in for a Punctual Landing!!
Tomb it May Concer LOGO image, circa 1983.
What do you call an Astronaut's Coffin?
A Launch Box!
A Launch Box!
Ever get that boxed in feeling?
Every so Coffin.
What do you call a cowboy involved in Organized Crime?
A Prairie GodFather.
What do you call a Dead Magician?
An Abra-cadaver
What do you say to a Dead Pirate?
Rest in Pieces of Eight
What do you call a Magician's Tombstone?
A Magic-Marker
What do you think of my new Tombstone?
Marble-ous!
I never could get into sheet music!
We'll be Six-Feet Deep by morning!!
There goes the neighborhood!
Why did you Join that On-Line Chat-Tomb?
I really dig being Cryptic!!
So, now that you're taking dance lessons, tell me - How does a corpse "Do" the Hokey Pokey?
It's easy -- You put what's left of your foot in, and you put what's left of your foot out.....
It's easy -- You put what's left of your foot in, and you put what's left of your foot out.....
I think you put too much starch in your Tie "DIE" Shirt ...
Yeah, it has "Reggae"-Mortis
Yeah, it has "Reggae"-Mortis