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Well, I guess we need to put this with the dogs, even though it's a "Pug." "What do you mean? Pugs are dogs!" you exclaim! If you've ever owned one, you know the truth! The scene in Men in Black could _only_ have been written by a long-time Pug Owner.

Pugs... they just don't get no respect!

They are so ugly they're cute! They smell bad, run in circles at the speed of light, snort, grunt, emit gaseous odors and are just full of love!

Send us your best pug photos!

Don't Adjust your monitor!! It's JUST a Pug!

For all our pug lovers out there, you know who you are!

1. Don't Fence Me in!!
2. Bustin' Loose!
3. I GOTTA get outta this place!
4. Make a break for it!
5. Goin' Stir Crazy!

Help!!! PUGS!!!
Have you ever been to a Pug Convention? A mass of snorting, grunting, cannonball-like masses of random motion!

There's a Foul Wind a blowin' and if you have to ask why, you've never been to a PUG Convention! This is a classic experience, no one should miss! Next time one is in your area, make sure to attend!

Pugs in Stereo! An unusual picture in many ways! Getting two pugs to stand still long enough is a challenge, and two of about the same size no less!

Is this NEW proof of the existence of Nessie, the fabled Loch Ness Monster? Or, coming as close as it does to Halloween, is this some sophisticated high-tech attempt to dupe all of us "Dumbos" here at POSTCARDS.COM with a "re-Tusked" negative?

Either way, send this greeting to a friend -- your're sure to create a media "circus" of your own!

• It's time we had an "in-depth" talk!
• Where have you been hiding?
• You'll never guess what I just heard...
• Check this out...
• What's Up?
• you better write!
• Let's keep in touch.
• I'm through "Missing you," now it's time for some action!
• Happy Halloween!!

The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great! (also available as a pre-titled card!)
• "Komodo" my house...

The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great!
• "Komodo" my house...

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

The ghostly, ghoulish Gargoyles of Notre Dame -- horrid hoary harbingers of Halloween!

From their lofty perch atop the famed Cathedral in Paris, these silent stone sentinels survey the surrounding scenery by the Seine under the setting sun.

Okay, Okay, sorry about that. You get the picture.

Still, with the Eiffel Tower peeking up in the background, these moody images set the tone for some enigmatically enchanted evening, or even perhaps a Romantic Rondevous with a monstrous edge.

Or, you could just send this greeting "to creep" somebody out!

Other suggested uses are:

• I can see your house from here!!!
• Thinking of you!
• Thinking of you across the miles.
• Missing you.
• The "Old Haunts" aren't the same without you!
• I've got a "hunch" something's missing.
• I see Paris, I see France....
• Sorry, I've been so moody lately...

And, for anyone who has witnessed the "Rocky" Horror Picture Show:

• "Dammit, Granite! I love you!"

Of course, you could also attach something along the lines of a Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer phrase like: "You go Girl!" which can be altered in a Digital Postcards® Way to become:

• "You Gar-Goyle!!"

The only thing more desolate and bleak than an Irish Graveyard in Autumn is an Irish Garden in Autumn -- or so the legends (and our photos) say! Still, we "Half-full Romantic Optimists" here at POSTCARDS.COM believe that True Love can blossom anywhere ... All it takes is a fertile Imagination, and lots of guts!

Other Suggestions:

• I love you so much it's SCARY!!
• Everything's coming apart without out!
• My Life's lost it's color without you!
• Feelin' Spooky?
• Creepy!
• It's soooo lonely without you!
• Missing you

In honor of Halloween... we present an ALL NEW "SomeAntics" image!

For those who have enjoyed the other images such as "Steam Roller Abs" and "The Abdominal Snowman", we present "The Bad Hair Day".

Look!! It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No..... It's the Speech Owl coming in for a Punctual Landing!!

Tomb it May Concer LOGO image, circa 1983.

Aren't you a little late getting involved with collectible Plush Toys?

Not at all -- there's a huge "After" Market" in "HAS BEEN-Y" Babies

Direct from the "Happy Hunting Grounds," another rite of fall. I don't know about you, but this one really "concerns" us!

Still, it's the perfect greeting to send to somebody you "caribou"

That is a HUGE feather... what animal lost that?