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The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great! (also available as a pre-titled card!)
• "Komodo" my house...

The rare and menacing Komodo Dragon, here looking very smug and with a strangely self-satisfied expression!

Do you think it begs the question "Where is St. George now?!?"

Suggested greetings:

• That reminds me, anybody seen my wallet?
• Gimme some skin!
• Ya don't say??
• Chivalry is dead, and it tasted great!
• "Komodo" my house...

An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

What do you call a Dead Magician?

An Abra-cadaver

What do you say to a Dead Pirate?

Rest in Pieces of Eight

What do you call a Magician's Tombstone?

A Magic-Marker