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An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

They've just discovered that Einstein's Brain grew to an abnormally large size.

Yeah, I guess he must've had a MASSive Theoryoid problem!!

Another moldy offering and Digital Postcards^® Exclusive!

I hear you're spending your family vacation at one of those big "Tomb Parks"...

Yeah -- It's called "SIX FEET UNDER" America!

How did the Heartworm go on Vacation?

In a Recreational "Ventricle"

One of the WORST puns yet! Fresh from the morgues where even Bizarro and Far Side are too spooked to tread!

We DARE you to come up with a worse idea for us to draw! You can send your ideas direct to our artist atIra@postcards.com.

For legal reasons, all submissions and ideas become the property of PUGDOG Enterprises, Inc., to bury or hack away at!

In honor of the recent "Last Eclipse of the Millenium," we present a special edition of Tomb it May Concern.

What are you going to call your new adhesive message lables?

COM-POST-IT's !

Another one for the Medical Books!

How did the Optometrist go On-Line?

With an E-ye Browser.

Tomb it May Concern ^(TM) proudly presents the perfect "wake" up call to that special Working stiff in your life! Stop and smell the Roses before you start pushing up the Daisies!