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Well, I guess we need to put this with the dogs, even though it's a "Pug." "What do you mean? Pugs are dogs!" you exclaim! If you've ever owned one, you know the truth! The scene in Men in Black could _only_ have been written by a long-time Pug Owner.

Pugs... they just don't get no respect!

They are so ugly they're cute! They smell bad, run in circles at the speed of light, snort, grunt, emit gaseous odors and are just full of love!

Send us your best pug photos!

Don't Adjust your monitor!! It's JUST a Pug!

For all our pug lovers out there, you know who you are!

1. Don't Fence Me in!!
2. Bustin' Loose!
3. I GOTTA get outta this place!
4. Make a break for it!
5. Goin' Stir Crazy!

Help!!! PUGS!!!
Have you ever been to a Pug Convention? A mass of snorting, grunting, cannonball-like masses of random motion!

There's a Foul Wind a blowin' and if you have to ask why, you've never been to a PUG Convention! This is a classic experience, no one should miss! Next time one is in your area, make sure to attend!

Pugs in Stereo! An unusual picture in many ways! Getting two pugs to stand still long enough is a challenge, and two of about the same size no less!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

The original "Palm" pilot! Do you want to send an "Off-Hand" Greeting that we found on the "Cutting Room" floor? Why not--it's the perfect way to say "Hello!" And it waves back, too. Might just "Splice" things up a bit.

For that Birthday greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit!

For that Halloween greeting that's sure to become an "Oc-Cult" Classic, why not try sending this rather unique "CLIP"--we found it on the "Cutting" Room floor and couldn't resist offering it up to our loyal users. Give it a try--in an "off-hand" manner, it might just "Splice" things up a bit during this holiday season!

The perfect "Everything's Vine!" Greeting to send along to your favorite patch of 'kin folk!

Big News in the Big Apple--Congratulations to the Mets and the Yankees for the first Subway Series since 1956! Take Me Out to the Ball Game...

DING-DONG... "Trick or Treat!" from the Children of the Corn!

"Uh-oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...wait a minute...this IS kansas--AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Mixed signals? Hardly. This loud and clear greeting is the ideal way to send the 'fright' message. Who knows, you might even "frighten up" somebody's day!

A CreepyCards.comTM variation on the romantic theme: "Wherever you Lead, I will Follow!" Or, if you prefer, a way to say "Right behind ya!"

Look!! It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No..... It's the Speech Owl coming in for a Punctual Landing!!

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One of the WORST puns yet! Fresh from the morgues where even Bizarro and Far Side are too spooked to tread!

We DARE you to come up with a worse idea for us to draw! You can send your ideas direct to our artist atIra@postcards.com.

For legal reasons, all submissions and ideas become the property of PUGDOG Enterprises, Inc., to bury or hack away at!

Tomb it May Concern ^(TM) proudly presents the perfect "wake" up call to that special Working stiff in your life! Stop and smell the Roses before you start pushing up the Daisies!

Tired of "Sneezy" Politics? Direct from our resident Pun-dit, a Debate on the Tissues!