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We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

DING-DONG... "Trick or Treat!" from the Children of the Corn!

A CreepyCards.comTM variation on the romantic theme: "Wherever you Lead, I will Follow!" Or, if you prefer, a way to say "Right behind ya!"

The ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN ... Beware!

Look!! It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No..... It's the Speech Owl coming in for a Punctual Landing!!

Tomb it May Concer LOGO image, circa 1983.

What do you call an Astronaut's Coffin?
A Launch Box!

Ever get that boxed in feeling?

Every so Coffin.

What do you call a cowboy involved in Organized Crime?

A Prairie GodFather.

What do you call a Dead Magician?

An Abra-cadaver

What do you say to a Dead Pirate?

Rest in Pieces of Eight

What do you call a Magician's Tombstone?

A Magic-Marker

What do you think of my new Tombstone?

Marble-ous!

I never could get into sheet music!

We'll be Six-Feet Deep by morning!!

There goes the neighborhood!

Why did you Join that On-Line Chat-Tomb?

I really dig being Cryptic!!

So, now that you're taking dance lessons, tell me - How does a corpse "Do" the Hokey Pokey?
It's easy -- You put what's left of your foot in, and you put what's left of your foot out.....

I think you put too much starch in your Tie "DIE" Shirt ...
Yeah, it has "Reggae"-Mortis

They've just discovered that Einstein's Brain grew to an abnormally large size.

Yeah, I guess he must've had a MASSive Theoryoid problem!!