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Well, I guess we need to put this with the dogs, even though it's a "Pug." "What do you mean? Pugs are dogs!" you exclaim! If you've ever owned one, you know the truth! The scene in Men in Black could _only_ have been written by a long-time Pug Owner.

Pugs... they just don't get no respect!

They are so ugly they're cute! They smell bad, run in circles at the speed of light, snort, grunt, emit gaseous odors and are just full of love!

Send us your best pug photos!

An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

Have you got an upset Tomby?

Or, do you have some in-de-"Jest"-ion

If so, this is the perfect offbeat "Gut Well" card if we've ever seen one!!

Tired of "Sneezy" Politics? Direct from our resident Pun-dit, a Debate on the Tissues!