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Is this NEW proof of the existence of Nessie, the fabled Loch Ness Monster? Or, coming as close as it does to Halloween, is this some sophisticated high-tech attempt to dupe all of us "Dumbos" here at POSTCARDS.COM with a "re-Tusked" negative?

Either way, send this greeting to a friend -- your're sure to create a media "circus" of your own!

• It's time we had an "in-depth" talk!
• Where have you been hiding?
• You'll never guess what I just heard...
• Check this out...
• What's Up?
• you better write!
• Let's keep in touch.
• I'm through "Missing you," now it's time for some action!
• Happy Halloween!!

Although the circus performers foot accidentally got stuck on the Bigtop Platform, the spectators were still never the less awed by his flying trapezius muscle

How did the Heartworm go on Vacation?

In a Recreational "Ventricle"

One of the WORST puns yet! Fresh from the morgues where even Bizarro and Far Side are too spooked to tread!

We DARE you to come up with a worse idea for us to draw! You can send your ideas direct to our artist atIra@postcards.com.

For legal reasons, all submissions and ideas become the property of PUGDOG Enterprises, Inc., to bury or hack away at!

Another one for the Medical Books!

How did the Optometrist go On-Line?

With an E-ye Browser.

Have you got an upset Tomby?

Or, do you have some in-de-"Jest"-ion

If so, this is the perfect offbeat "Gut Well" card if we've ever seen one!!