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An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

What do you call a Dead Magician?

An Abra-cadaver

What do you say to a Dead Pirate?

Rest in Pieces of Eight

What do you call a Magician's Tombstone?

A Magic-Marker

What do you think of my new Tombstone?

Marble-ous!

I never could get into sheet music!

We'll be Six-Feet Deep by morning!!

There goes the neighborhood!

Why did you Join that On-Line Chat-Tomb?

I really dig being Cryptic!!

So, now that you're taking dance lessons, tell me - How does a corpse "Do" the Hokey Pokey?
It's easy -- You put what's left of your foot in, and you put what's left of your foot out.....

I think you put too much starch in your Tie "DIE" Shirt ...
Yeah, it has "Reggae"-Mortis

They've just discovered that Einstein's Brain grew to an abnormally large size.

Yeah, I guess he must've had a MASSive Theoryoid problem!!

Aren't you a little late getting involved with collectible Plush Toys?

Not at all -- there's a huge "After" Market" in "HAS BEEN-Y" Babies

Another moldy offering and Digital Postcards^® Exclusive!

I hear you're spending your family vacation at one of those big "Tomb Parks"...

Yeah -- It's called "SIX FEET UNDER" America!

How did the Heartworm go on Vacation?

In a Recreational "Ventricle"

What kind of Creepy Mirage do you see during a Drought??

An E-vApparition!!

One of the WORST puns yet! Fresh from the morgues where even Bizarro and Far Side are too spooked to tread!

We DARE you to come up with a worse idea for us to draw! You can send your ideas direct to our artist atIra@postcards.com.

For legal reasons, all submissions and ideas become the property of PUGDOG Enterprises, Inc., to bury or hack away at!

In honor of the recent "Last Eclipse of the Millenium," we present a special edition of Tomb it May Concern.

What are you going to call your new adhesive message lables?

COM-POST-IT's !

Another one for the Medical Books!

How did the Optometrist go On-Line?

With an E-ye Browser.

Have you got an upset Tomby?

Or, do you have some in-de-"Jest"-ion

If so, this is the perfect offbeat "Gut Well" card if we've ever seen one!!

You've all heard of the Mozart Effect -- the effect that his music has on the baby in the womb... well, here is a poke at the effect in the Tomb.

Direct from the "Happy Hunting Grounds," another rite of fall. I don't know about you, but this one really "concerns" us!

Still, it's the perfect greeting to send to somebody you "caribou"

"Why do you keep saying that your On-Line Business Model functions like the True Paradigm of the Internet?

Because everybody using it will still earn just a "Pair-a-dimes"!

Truer words have never been 'Spook'-en!