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Help!!! PUGS!!!
Have you ever been to a Pug Convention? A mass of snorting, grunting, cannonball-like masses of random motion!

Is this NEW proof of the existence of Nessie, the fabled Loch Ness Monster? Or, coming as close as it does to Halloween, is this some sophisticated high-tech attempt to dupe all of us "Dumbos" here at POSTCARDS.COM with a "re-Tusked" negative?

Either way, send this greeting to a friend -- your're sure to create a media "circus" of your own!

• It's time we had an "in-depth" talk!
• Where have you been hiding?
• You'll never guess what I just heard...
• Check this out...
• What's Up?
• you better write!
• Let's keep in touch.
• I'm through "Missing you," now it's time for some action!
• Happy Halloween!!

No Halloween season is complete without the stark ancient beauty of mysterious Stonehenge, whose dark secrets are shrouded in the mists of time.

Was it a powerful magic ring of stone? A dreaded circle of sorcery? Or was it just a creepy playground for tree-hugging Druids??

New studies seem to sugest that stonehenge was, in reality, an elaborate seasonal calendar. If so, then send this greeting to remind your friends of a special date, the time of a Halloween Party, or if you just want to get somebody's attention in a "monumental" way!

Some suggested greetings to get you going...

• Let's Rock!
• Happy Halloween!
• I'd sacrifice anything for you!
• I'm in ruins without you! (or, if you prefer, "I'm in 'Runes' without you!

And of course, the one we just couldn't resist:

• Just Dru-id!

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