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Don't Adjust your monitor!! It's JUST a Pug!

For all our pug lovers out there, you know who you are!

1. Don't Fence Me in!!
2. Bustin' Loose!
3. I GOTTA get outta this place!
4. Make a break for it!
5. Goin' Stir Crazy!

A walk through the colorful woods, at mid-Fall. A slightly dizzying perspective that makes you feel you are actually in the picture!

An Irish Graveyard in Autumn -- reverberating with the anguished moans of lost souls, wailing with the piercing howls of shrieking Banshees, and echoing with the even more mournful lament "Uh-oh, we just ran out of Guinness!"

If words fail you in the face of such unspeakable horror, let us here at POSTCARDS.COM / CREEPYCARDS.COM do the talking:

Suggested Greetings:

• The morgue the merrier!
• Just Hangin' Out!
• A tisket a tasket, it's lonely in my casket!
• Down and very out.
• Feelin' down and out?
• Down, but not out.... well, um, Okay, so I'm out!

Pre-printed cards are (or will be) available with the following greetings. Until then, feel free to add them to your card yourself!

• Workin' Hard? We're not, We're dead!
• Working Stiffs!
• Do your spirits need a BOOst?
• Do your spirits need a lift?
• Happy Halloween from "the Gang!"
• Have a "Bury" nice Halloweeen!
• Happpy Halloween from all of us!
• Happy Halloween to you and yours!
• Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you -- I've been burried!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

We have here a picture of a true "Hard Head". Someone who was "Petrified" of making a commitment, or saying "I love you." In short, a real "In your face" "BONE"-afide BONEHEAD!!

This photo lent itself to so many different uses, we made up 5 (count 'em FIVE) different pre-made cards, as well as a blank one for your own special message, as well as over a DOZEN suggested greetings!

Heads rolled when the business school invited a Witch Doctor to guest lecture on the Art of Negotiation

In honor of the recent "Last Eclipse of the Millenium," we present a special edition of Tomb it May Concern.

Are you looking for love and sweet romance? Then you better watch out, because so is the "Jerk of Hearts" -- our very own "Ace in the Hole."

Some of you may have to "dig" deep to get the "Grave" humor of this cartoon's punch line...